The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Shit Sonia Says

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Yeah, so, every five minutes a new “Shit Someone Says” video goes viral.

I decided to write up a quick post before folks run out of ideas and they make a “Shit Sonia Says” video. I would write a “Shit” post about another group (perhaps “Shit People Say About Those Shit People Say Videos”), but I’m really only qualified to write about myself, because I’m self involved and vain as hell.

So anyway, here you go – Shit Sonia Says:

  • “What a dum-dum.”
  • “Rad!”
  • “Somehow I will find the courage to go on living.”
  • “I’m such a shithead.”
  • “Why do you hate me?”
  • “It’s not a big deal, but …”
  • “Spawn.”
  • “I saw that on the news … Yes, I mean ‘The Daily Show.”
  • “It could be worse.”
  • “Duh.”
  • “D’oh.”
  • “HA!”
  • “Wah-wah.”
  • “Fact.”
  • “I’m not drunk enough for this.”
  • “Seriously.”
  • “Eek!”
  • “Sorry, this is not for Homers.”
  • “I need to do more yoga.”
  • “There’s a typo on the menu.”
  • “I don’t breastfeed my baby because I don’t love him enough.”
  • “I read on the gossip sites that …”
  • “Weirdo.”
  • “That’s from an episode of ‘The Simpsons’.”
  • “I was talking to my sister the other day about that.”
  • “Stop steaming up my tail!”
  • “I would rather sew up my vagina than have sex with Newt Gingrich.” (Shit I’ve actually said to good buddy Kate)
  • “I read in my Entertainment Weekly that …”
  • “I second that emotion.”
  • “Mmmhmmm.” (In a tone similar to the perverted old man on “Family Guy,” even though I don’t watch “Family Guy.” I don’t. I swear! It’s David’s fault!)
  • “I saw this thing on Twitter …”
  • “If I was going to write a craft blog, I would call it Bitch Craft.” (More shit I have said to Kate)
  • “I’m going to do one of those walks to raise money for knocker sickness.”
  • “Yeah, so …”
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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

3 thoughts on “Shit Sonia Says

  1. “I’m not drunk enough for this.”

    Oh, if I had a dollar for every time I’d muttered this.

    Poor Gingrich. I wonder how many women have committed to crudely sewing their vagina shut as an alternative to nailing the Newt.

  2. Oh, David does the best perverted-old-man-from-Family-Guy. I miss you guys.

  3. I am nominating you for the 7×7 Link Award because I love your blog and have ever since I joined up in this whole Word Press thing. Congrats!

    http://epa82.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/seven-is-a-magic-number/

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