Yeah, so, I went to Shangri-La Vegan for lunch with some coworkers, because sometimes I like to pretend that I’m not a failed vegetarian.
I guess it’s not a school day, because one of the employee’s 7-year-old son was sitting at the register. He was wearing a Transformers costume (because – hey – why not?) and reading a Calvin & Hobbes book.
Me: You’re reading Calvin & Hobbes. That’s pretty cool. My son is named Calvin.
Him: Does he have a Hobbes?
Me: He does.
Him: Does he have a dreamland that he goes to?
Me: Probably, but he’s only six months old. I’ll have to ask him when he’s older.
Him: [big smile]
Me: Have a good day. Enjoy your book.
Him: Enjoy your red hair.
Me: I will!