Yeah, so, yesterday when I got home from work there was a package for David on the doorstep. We get a lot of packages. I figured David bought another German boardgame or it was another beer of the month delivery, but mostly likely it was another box of diapers. Whatever.
I was feeding Yob in his highchair when David got home and saw the package: “Oh, it’s here!” In a matter of seconds he was hunched over the box and unwrapping layer after layer. I thought to myself, “He’s opening that thing like the Maltese Falcon is in there.”
Guess what was in the package?