The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Jesus Squeaks

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Yeah, so, mighty, mighty good man David likes to go PetSmart and buy holiday-related chew toys for Homer after the holiday because they are so cheap.

He’s smart. Homer doesn’t give a shit if you give him a Santa toy after Christmas, so why not? Today, David went to PetSmart to get Homer some Easter-related toy, which resulted in the following IM conversation:

David: I got Homer an Easter bunny. Sadly, no Jesus dog toys.
Me: Oh well. Try Etsy.
David: No luck. There is a great financial opportunity here being missed.
Me: There is.
David: You could call it Jesus Squeaks.
Me: Holy shit! That’s genius. You need to trademark that shit right now. And if people are offended, well, they have to forgive you, right?


Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

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