Yeah, so, mighty, mighty good man David likes to go PetSmart and buy holiday-related chew toys for Homer after the holiday because they are so cheap.
He’s smart. Homer doesn’t give a shit if you give him a Santa toy after Christmas, so why not? Today, David went to PetSmart to get Homer some Easter-related toy, which resulted in the following IM conversation:
David: I got Homer an Easter bunny. Sadly, no Jesus dog toys.
Me: Oh well. Try Etsy.
David: No luck. There is a great financial opportunity here being missed.
Me: There is.
David: You could call it Jesus Squeaks.
Me: Holy shit! That’s genius. You need to trademark that shit right now. And if people are offended, well, they have to forgive you, right?