Yeah, so, it takes me about a month to read an Entertainment Weekly, because I have so many books about babies that I need to read. I don’t have any natural mothering instincts, you know, so I need books to tell me how to behave.
“Oh, so you shouldn’t shake the baby.”
“I should tell the baby I love him. That’s not how we did it in my family, but OK.”
One of the books I’m reading is “Your Baby’s First Year,” which is a month-by-month break down of milestones The Boy should be hitting. It also offers helpful tips for handling certain situations such as separation anxiety, etc.
It seems like a perfectly fine book. Or, at least I thought it was until I saw this image:
Ummm, is that dude making out with his baby?
I find the image really disturbing. Seriously, the book publishers need to change that image. I’m pretty sure there are laws against that kind of imagery.
Or, maybe it’s supposed to be an example of what not to do?
“Oh, so I shouldn’t make out with my baby.”