Yeah, so, I want to know why there are no female umpires in Major League Baseball. I typed my question into Google, but before I could finish my question Google tried to guess my question based on popular searches.
All of those questions are stupid, except for one. Seriously. Why are there no female Transformers?
As for my female umpire question, apparently the glass ceiling is so tight at Major League Baseball that women have stopped even trying to become umpires for Major League Baseball. True story.
Maybe I should quit my job and go to umpire school. I bet it’s like Hogwarts.