The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Sofa king

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Yeah, so, let’s play another round of “What are they dumping in front of our office building in Oakland now?

Here’s a hint: It’s looks old, and it’s made of leather. No, it’s not one of the “Real Housewives.”

It’s a couch.

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I hate it when someone parks their couch in my spot. Actually, I didn’t get a close look. This might be one of those new Honda hybrids.

Now that I think about it, this might be our new company break room. I better check with HR.

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

4 thoughts on “Sofa king

  1. I am we Todd did. I am sofa king we Todd did.

  2. Not bragging, but I’ve never bought a new piece of furniture in my life, but I DO have my standards and I DO like to know where the piece has been. Sheldon Cooper and I, therefore, have something in common. And yes, I am indeed hooked on the BigBangTheory. But okay, are YOU the person I complain to about TV? What up with “The Bachelor”? OMG, I caught a few minutes of it last night and threw-up all over my couch. Fortunately the couch has MANY stains (((oh that Penny))) –this one will stink for a while and then just sort of blend in.

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