Yeah, so, my niece Lorelei visited my office today.
Can you tell she was really impressed?
She was really unimpressed. In fact, she pointed out that the area surrounding my office has a strange smell. Fact. She asked if we had free sodas or food. I laughed at her. She tried to play a game on my phone but the connection is crap in my office, so she was forced to [cue dramatic music] read a book. Then she told me that she doesn’t want to ever work in a cubicle. Smart girl. My work here is done.
“Your job wouldn’t be so bad if you at least had an office.”
HA! Thanks, kid.
Now she’s at my sister’s office, where she is livin’ large. All the food she can eat, unlimited soda, and she’s set up in my sister’s conference room, streaming Netflix and projecting it on the wall.
Basically, she was living like an animal in my office.