The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

While the husband is away …


Yeah, so, mighty, mighty good man David is in Los Angeles this week for work.  So you know what that means, right?

Yep, I’ll be checking my matches for free.

I kid, of course. Here’s what you can expect from me while David is away:

  • Excessive Twitter and Facebook posts. David isn’t here to take a hit for the team and listen to my stupid bullshit for you, which means I will post it in a public forum to be judged.
  • I’ll eat frozen Weight Watcher meals every night, because I’m too lazy to cook for myself.
  • Lately, I’ve been drinking beer at night with David. While he is away I will probably switch to my old friend, red wine.
  • I will order an embarrassing chick flick or a documentary about food and/or dieting via On Demand and not tell David about it until the cable bill arrives.
  • I will spend a lot of time comforting Homer, who stares longingly out the window waiting for David to come home.
  • I will get very little sleep, because I will wake up at every little noise, convinced that someone is trying to break into the house and kill us all or worse, steal the TV.
  • I’ll probably post a million photos of the Spawn like this. Consider yourself warned.


Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/podcaster/mother/goober in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, go on adventures with my mighty, mighty good man David and my awesome autistic son, Calvin, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

4 thoughts on “While the husband is away …

  1. The last time Jason was out of town, I watched a straight-to-video Disney movie called “Prom”, and ate cereal for dinner. It was pretty magical.

  2. You can also link your blog to Facebook multiple times. :-p

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