The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Trail mix for dogs is a thing now. Oh good.

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Yeah, so, trail mix for dogs is a thing now.

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Of course, it’s not real trail mix. There’s no M&Ms in it, but still … Really? Someone at Milk Bone Corp. walked into a company brainstorming meeting and said, “You know what dogs need: Trail mix. Dogs have food and treats, but what if the dog just needs a snack?”

I was going to make a joke about Gatorade for dogs, but I had to Google it to make sure it doesn’t actually exist. There’s ice cream for dogs, so it’s not unfathomable that Dogorade exists. There is no official Gatorade for dogs. Get on that, Gatorade. Everyone knows that dogs have tons of disposable income. BUT, you can get flavored water for your pets. These bottles of water comes in such tasty flavors as toilet water, puddle water and hose water. Mmmm. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. I kid. I just threw up in my trash can.

I bet a bottle of toilet water would go great with the doggy trail mix, though.

 

 

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

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