Yeah, so, this is an actual conversation my sister Michelle and I had over lunch:
Me: I was so frustrated at work this week that David suggested I quit and stay home with the baby. If I did that I would probably turn into one of those crazy helicopter moms that tries to control everything Calvin does. I think it’s best for everyone if I keep working.
Michelle: No, you wouldn’t become a helicopter mom. You’d probably become an alcoholic.
Me: Yeah, who am I fooling, right?
[Clarification: I am not quitting my job. It’s all good. Also, I’m not anywhere near being an alcoholic. It’s just a joke … or is it? Dun dun dun!]
So anyway, the Spawn is getting huge. I’m constantly buying new clothes for him. Oh, poor me. I have to go shopping, right? Well, prepare to die. He’s pretty much the cutest thing ever in this “Monsters Inc.” sweatshirt.
And here’s further proof that The Boy should quit his day job and go into modeling full time.