The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

What a sexy baby

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Yeah, so, we totally crashed my mom’s vacation to Hawaii.

It’s true. We were only able to go to Hawaii, because my mom planned a three-week trip with her mother, one of her sisters and some long-time family friends. But she learned about two months ago that her sister and some of the friends were not going to stay for the third week, which left a spot open for David, the Spawn and myself.

So, we stayed in a timeshare on the Big Island, all thanks to the kindness of our long-time family friend Jeanne. So, big thanks to Jeanne for letting us stay with them. Not only did all these ladies allow us to stay with them, they gave us the master bedroom with a private bathroom. I know, right? They are nice ladies.

But I’m going to tell a funny story about my mom anyway.

So, the morning after our first night in Hawaii, David and I wandered downstairs with The Boy. We pour ourselves some coffee, while Calvin plays on the floor.

Mom: “We heard some bumping around up there last night.”

Me: “That wasn’t us. Maybe next door?”

Mom: “Oh, we thought you were having loud monkey sex up there.”

Me: “Umm, eww, mom. Because nothing puts me in the mood like sharing a room with my baby.”

Mom [picks up Calvin and kisses him]: “Did you hear that Calvin? They don’t think you’re sexy.”

The sexy baby and his grandma.

And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for: random vacation photos!

High five at Kona Brewing Company.

Laid back.

 

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

One thought on “What a sexy baby

  1. “laid back” David is as good as it gets 😉 thank you for saving the best for the last… enjoy ur vacation!!

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