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Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Romney Shaming

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Yeah, so, I went a little Mitt Romney rant yesterday on The Twitter, including:

  • Are we 100% sure that Mitt Romney isn’t another Sacha Baron Cohen character?
  • Mitt Romney is a real-life Twitter parody account.

But my good buddy Roger did it better with his awesome Romney Shaming.

Roger is the best, right?

I think Mitty Romney is completely clueless about this country. He thinks most people have a dancing horse in the Olympics. He is a selfish, rich asshole, who only cares about other selfish, rich assholes. I would call him a tool, but that would be an insult to tools, because tools are useful. Mitt Romney is a horrible person. Don’t believe me? Ask his dog, Seamus.

Also, I’m pretty sure he was in the Alpha Beta house in “Revenge of the Nerds.”

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

4 thoughts on “Romney Shaming

  1. There is a Mitt Romney parody account on Facebook called Matt Romney that is pretty funny. You might want to check it out.

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  3. This guy is not 47 percent if he doesn’t receive entitlements. Romney’s claim was that 47 percent of Americans receive entitlements… not that they are in a certain tax bracket. This guy is an idiot.

  4. Oh my god! You’re right. I can’t believe I wasted my vote on Obama.

    Just kidding. Romney is a tool.

    Thanks for reading!

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