Yeah, so, I went a little Mitt Romney rant yesterday on The Twitter, including:
- Are we 100% sure that Mitt Romney isn’t another Sacha Baron Cohen character?
- Mitt Romney is a real-life Twitter parody account.
But my good buddy Roger did it better with his awesome Romney Shaming.
Roger is the best, right?
I think Mitty Romney is completely clueless about this country. He thinks most people have a dancing horse in the Olympics. He is a selfish, rich asshole, who only cares about other selfish, rich assholes. I would call him a tool, but that would be an insult to tools, because tools are useful. Mitt Romney is a horrible person. Don’t believe me? Ask his dog, Seamus.
Also, I’m pretty sure he was in the Alpha Beta house in “Revenge of the Nerds.”