The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Sassy is the new sexy

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Yeah, so, they are selling Sonia Mansfield costumes at Target. 

You’re welcome.

Also, apparently, they are no longer doing costumes such as “Sexy Witch,” etc. Instead, you can get a “Sassy Raccoon” costume. Sassy is the new sexy. Also, these exist:

I’m a sassy Cookie Monster, which is funny because I have an eating disorder.

I’m a sassy Sock Monkey, because I hate myself.

I’m a sexy bag of candy, because I’m all out of ideas.

I know, it’s not exactly shocking to learn that a lot of Halloween costumes for women are horrible.

Truth be told, I might seriously consider this one, because it’s just Marge. It’s not Sassy Marge Simpson.

And I like this one, too:

But I’ll probably go with this one:

I’m going to look so fuckin’ hot in that turkey costume. No really. I bet it’s a really warm costume.

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

4 thoughts on “Sassy is the new sexy

  1. You put the ass in sassy!
    Alternate comment: Sassy is the new assy!

  2. The girl wearing the Cookie Monster costume looks like Jessica Simpson.

  3. That turkey costume pic is the model I used to have a virtual version of it made for PlayStation Home my 2nd Thanksgiving I worked there. In order to unlock it, you had to beat this game that consisted of chasing around virtual turkeys. I don’t know how they’ve survived this long without my brilliance.

  4. I’m starting to get the strange idea that last decade’s stripper uniforms are this decade’s Halloween costumes.

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