The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Romney Beer: 47% of people won’t like it

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Yeah, so, I went to BevMo today, because I needed to stock up on beer for the weekend, when I saw this:

I assume the Mitt Romney beer is nonalcoholic … and horribly gross … and tastes like lies.

Meanwhile, I suspect the Barack Obama beer is disappointing, but I would still rather drink that beer than the Romney beer.

Here are a few tagline for the Romney Beer:

  • Romney Beer: Because Coors Light isn’t douchey enough.
  • Romney Beer: 47% of people won’t like it.
  • Romney Beer: It won’t get you drunk.
  • Romney: The King of Sneers.
  • Romney: It’s conservative asshole for beer.

 

 

 

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

One thought on “Romney Beer: 47% of people won’t like it

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