Yeah, so, I went to BevMo today, because I needed to stock up on beer for the weekend, when I saw this:
I assume the Mitt Romney beer is nonalcoholic … and horribly gross … and tastes like lies.
Meanwhile, I suspect the Barack Obama beer is disappointing, but I would still rather drink that beer than the Romney beer.
Here are a few tagline for the Romney Beer:
- Romney Beer: Because Coors Light isn’t douchey enough.
- Romney Beer: 47% of people won’t like it.
- Romney Beer: It won’t get you drunk.
- Romney: The King of Sneers.
- Romney: It’s conservative asshole for beer.