Yeah, so, I’ve been watching a lot of baseball, because my beloved San Francisco Giants are in the playoffs. (Go Giants!)
Watching a lot of baseball on TV means I’m watching the same commercials repeatedly. Most of the commercials are for Viagra, crappy beer (Bud Light Lime? Budweiser? Ew.) and Axe body spray. There is also a commercial for Direct TV.
I have grown to hate this commercial.
Mighty, mighty good man David hates this commercial because the man is brushing his teeth with no toothpaste. Valid point. I hate this commercial because, seriously, WTF? Did you watch it?
Wife: “I feel like it’s just watching me walk around naked.”
Husband: “Well, at least somebody gets to.”
What a dick.
Is their marriage in trouble because they are having DVR issues, and that’s why he never gets to see her naked? Dude, if you never get to see your wife naked, then maybe deciding between satellite and cable shouldn’t be your top priority.
Or, was the marriage already in trouble, and they are not really arguing about TV? Maybe it’s a loveless, sham of a marriage, and TV is the only bright spot in their dark, horrible, empty lives
Most likely their marriage is in trouble because that jackass husband is obsessed with the DVR. He should spend less time watching TV and more time talking to his wife, then he might get to see her naked more often.
Oh, and did you notice the shows they are recording? “Diva Dentists?” “Hit the Switches?” Those sound like TLC or E! shows to me. Gross.