The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

I have jury duty on Election Day. Jealous?


Yeah, so, I have jury duty tomorrow.

I know. I know. It’s OK to be jealous.

Funny story about this. I actually had jury duty a few weeks ago, but I forgot about it. It turns out San Francisco frowns upon that sort of behavior. This means I have to report to the Hall of Justice Tuesday morning. There’s no calling in to see if my group has been selected. I’m selected.

Mighty, mighty good man David has been trying to convince me to channel my inner-Liz Lemon and wear my Princess Leia wig to jury duty. It’s pretty tempting; however, I don’t think that’s crazy enough to get me out of jury duty in San Francisco. I will probably just answer every question by standing up and yelling, “I OBJECT!” Or maybe I will get my Jack Nicholson on with the ol’ classic, “You can’t handle the truth!”

So anyway, I know what you are thinking, “You have jury duty on Election Day? When are you going to vote?”

Don’t worry, everyone. I will still have time to throw my vote away on third party candidates before the polls close.

Good gawd, I can’t wait until the election is over.

I really hope Obama wins. I think Romney is horrible person, and I hate it when bad behavior is rewarded.

I’m also petrified of the direction the country will go in if Romney wins. Oh, that reminds me … If Romney wins will government workers come to my home immediately and take away my birth control and force me to have rape babies, or do I have a few more months? Hopefully, I’ll get a little notice. The house is a mess.

You know what? Let’s not think about it. Here’s a cute photo of Homer playing Star Trek Catan on Saturday night.


Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/podcaster/mother/goober in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, go on adventures with my mighty, mighty good man David and my awesome autistic son, Calvin, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

2 thoughts on “I have jury duty on Election Day. Jealous?

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