The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Everybody Loves David

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Yeah, so, The Spawn is a daddy’s boy.

He wants nothing to do with me these days. He is all about David. I know it’s a perfectly normal stage. One of my favorites, the awesome Parenting Illustrated with Crappy Pictures, described it best as “No, mama.” Well, here’s it’s, “No, dada.”

He will crawl right by me like I’m not even there to get to David. If I’m holding him, he tries to squirm out of my arms to get to David. I’m the lady that clips his nails. David is super happy fun guy. See for yourself.

I try not to let it hurt my feelings that Calvin prefers David’s company. I know how the Spawn feels. I prefer David over most other people as well. I get it.

Of course, and it’s not just The Spawn. Homer worships David, too. Sure, Homer was my dog for seven years before I met David, but I’m old and busted. David is the new hotness.

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David is in the bathroom. That’s Homer waiting for him right outside the bathroom door. Weirdo.

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

4 thoughts on “Everybody Loves David

  1. ah, Sonia your mother still loves you!!!!

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