Yeah, so, I had to go to the dentist to get some fillings.
This is what I was thinking about the entire time I was sitting in that chair during the teeth drilling:
I suspect this is what everybody thinks about when they go to the dentist, right?
My dentist was playing holiday music, of course, throughout my drilling. All stores and offices are playing constant holiday songs. I think it’s a federal law or something. Tis the season, and it’s the law!
What a weird scene … My dentist and I are basically reenacting a torture sequence from “24” while “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” is playing. It’s something out of an Tarantino-esque indie movie. Correction: a crappy Tarantino-esque indie movie.