The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Dental breakdown

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Yeah, so, I had to go to the dentist to get some fillings.

This is what I was thinking about the entire time I was sitting in that chair during the teeth drilling:

And this:

I suspect this is what everybody thinks about when they go to the dentist, right?

My dentist was playing holiday music, of course, throughout my drilling. All stores and offices are playing constant holiday songs. I think it’s a federal law or something. Tis the season, and it’s the law!

What a weird scene … My dentist and I are basically reenacting a torture sequence from “24” while “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” is playing. It’s something out of an Tarantino-esque indie movie. Correction: a crappy Tarantino-esque indie movie.

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

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