The Sonia Show

Writer. Podcaster. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Door to door


Yeah, so, The Boy is really into closing doors in our face.

He loves to open the bathroom door or the living room door, poke his head through, smile at us and SLAM!

He thinks it’s pretty cool, so we’ve turned it into an entertaining game for us.

Calvin opens the door.

David: “Hello, can I talk to you about Jesus?”


Calvin opens the door.

David: “Would you like to join the NRA?”


Calvin opens the door.

Me: “Can I interest you in free tickets to ‘Phantom Menace?'”




Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/podcaster/mother/goober in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, go on adventures with my mighty, mighty good man David and my awesome autistic son, Calvin, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

3 thoughts on “Door to door

  1. ha! Our girl does this too; we have the crappy door pull-down levers instead of knobs, which makes it 10x easier for her to open and close them. She closes herself into the bathroom and heads right for the toilet. :/

  2. Oh yeah. Calvin wanders into the bathroom the first chance he gets and unrolls the toilet paper.

  3. watch those little fingers! slamming is all fun and dandy until a little finger gets caught. 😦

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