Yeah, so, someone knocked on our door this morning and handed us this pamphlet.
I almost blurted out, “Is this about zombies?!”
I got really excited. I thought someone had come to talk to us about the impending zombie apocalypse, and I had a lot of questions. Instead, it was just a Jehovah’s Witness, so we politely accepted his pamphlet and told him to have a nice day.