The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

I’m a nice lady … sometimes

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Yeah, so, I forgot to share this little story in my SF Beer Week post earlier this week.

I was in line for the ladies restroom, when I saw a woman at the sink, washing her hands. She was clearly drunk like everyone else there. I mean, it’s a beer festival, after all. Unfortunately, she had the paper toilet seat cover hanging out of the back of her pants. I saw several women walk by her and see it, and they didn’t say anything. Mean! I thought ladies were supposed to stick together.

I wasn’t going to let her walk out of the restroom like that. “The toilet seat cover is stuck to the back of your pants,” I told her.

“OH MY GOD! THANK YOU! YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD PERSON!” she screamed and slurred.

“Yeah, well, that’s debatable, but you’re welcome. Pay it forward,” I said.

I’m sharing this story, so when you comment on a blog post later saying I’m a horrible human being, I will link to this blog post as an example of me being a good person.

By the way, tonight, mighty, mighty good man David and I will be drinking a Speakeasy Black Hand Milk Chocolate Stout, because that’s how we do chocolate in our house for Valentine’s Day.

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

One thought on “I’m a nice lady … sometimes

  1. you’re dead wrong; women hate each other

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