The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

I’m a bad mom if I film this for America’s Funniest Home Videos, right?

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Yeah, so, last night the Spawn was throwing a ball against the wall in his room.

It would bounce back over his head, and occasionally bounce back and hit him in the leg or shoulder.

“Calvin, I want you to know that the ball is probably going to hit in you in your baby nuts, and I’m going to try really hard not to laugh, but I can’t make any promises,” I told  him, because honesty is the best policy.

That didn’t happen, by the,way. Mighty, mighty good man David pointed out that if the Spawn got hit in his baby nuts, it wouldn’t hurt very much because he has diaper protection. In case you are wondering, we didn’t take turns punching him in his baby nuts to test that theory.

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

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