Yeah, so, last night the Spawn was throwing a ball against the wall in his room.
It would bounce back over his head, and occasionally bounce back and hit him in the leg or shoulder.
“Calvin, I want you to know that the ball is probably going to hit in you in your baby nuts, and I’m going to try really hard not to laugh, but I can’t make any promises,” I told him, because honesty is the best policy.
That didn’t happen, by the,way. Mighty, mighty good man David pointed out that if the Spawn got hit in his baby nuts, it wouldn’t hurt very much because he has diaper protection. In case you are wondering, we didn’t take turns punching him in his baby nuts to test that theory.