Yeah, so, because we’re lazy people, we are hiring someone to come clean our house.
Of course, that means I’m going to doing some cleaning before they get there. I don’t want them to know the truth about us. Do you think it’s OK if I just leave the bathtub the way it is, though?
Most of that scribbling is by the Spawn. He’s really into the ABCs right now, so I wrote it out in the tub for him. Also, I figure it couldn’t hurt to refresh my memory of the ABCs while I shower, because knowledge is power.
But, I’m seriously asking, you guys. Is it cruel to leave the tub like that for the house cleaner? Does that make me an asshole?
I should clean it off, huh? I can just imagine the house cleaners going out to drinks after work and saying, “And then this asshole family let their kid draw all over the shower walls and left it for me to clean it up.”