Yeah, so, mighty, mighty good man David is back from traveling the world.
I’m sure everyone is relieved, because now they don’t have to listen to me go on and on about how I’m a single parent, and it’s so hard, you guys. I’m such a dick. There are a lot of people who do the single parenting thing every day, and I’m a big whiner about doing it for 12 days. Boo-hoo. Poor me. But seriously, a tip of the hat to single parents. Keep up the good work.
So anyway, David is not really aching to travel for work these days. He misses his little family, but sometimes, it can’t be helped. He did start a funny tradition, which I’m going to share with you, my tens of readers.
When Calvin was just a baby, he really liked these Little People pirate toys.
So, in order to feel close to Calvin while traveling for work, David took one of the pirates with him, snapped some photos of the pirate on his adventures and posted them on Facebook. Now, it’s a thing. I believe the pirate went to London first, and he’s also been to glamorous Florida. I really look forward to these photos when David travels. I think they are hilarious.
For this trip, the pirate, who for some reason we’ve named Sebastian, got to visit Poland, Germany, England and France. Lucky pirate.
Sebastian has friends, you know. And, one of his friends, Bruce, is starting to wonder why he doesn’t get to travel. Here’s what he got to do while Sebastian was globe trotting.