Yeah, so, The Kid has developed this strange bedtime habit. He likes to bring all kinds of random stuff to bed with him.
He already has three blankets in his crib. Some nights he goes to bed with three books. Some nights he goes to bed wearing his hat and sunglasses. Some nights he goes to bed with three blankets, a hoodie and a washcloth. Some nights he goes to bed with his hat, “Goodnight Moon” and a container of wipes.
Every night it’s something different. And every night we sneak back into his room around 10 p.m. and carefully take everything out of the crib and place it on the nearby dresser.
We don’t care what he takes to bed with him as long as he goes to sleep. I have no idea if this is unusual behavior for a toddler or not. I mean, I get it, kid. I’ve taken some strange things to bed, too. Ha ha! Get it? I’m joking that I used to be a whore who slept with questionable men. I don’t need anyone to slut shame me. I can just do it myself. Thank you very much.
So, my dear readers with spawns of your own, do they also take random things to bed with them?