Yeah, so, I don’t want to be one of those bloggers who writes about her stupid dreams but …
The other night I had a dream that mighty, mighty good man David wanted to take naked photos of me. I think he wanted them to be Christmas themed, because there was fake snow around. I know. Weird, right?
So anyway, in the dream, David asked if he could take naked photos of me, and I said, “Only if you Photoshop them after.”
That right, folks. Even in my dreams I don’t have self-esteem.