The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Bitches get stuff done

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Yeah, so, we went to the zoo on Sunday, because we are always going to the zoo. While we were there, two things caught my attention.

First, I have two questions for the women wearing heels at the zoo: Why? What do you have to prove?

I walked for four hours at the zoo. I wore the most comfortable shoes I have, and I was exhausted after our trip. I wouldn’t last four minutes in heels at the zoo. Maybe these women are just better women than me. Are they dressing up for the animals? Trust me. The animals are cool with flats, ladies.

Second, people who wear political shirts at the zoo: Fuck you.

Look at this asshole.

shirtKeep in mind, this jackass was wearing this shirt in public just two days after another mass shooting, in which nine people were killed. I really wish Starbucks would sue the creators of this shirt. I was so annoyed by this woman and her stupid fuckin’ shirt that I just had to snap a photo. Then I thought, “She could be carrying a gun.” I couldn’t get out of the zoo gift shop fast enough.

Guns are my No. 1 issue this upcoming election since the Supreme Court came to their senses and made gay marriage legal. Seriously, these idiots with their guns scare me more than cancer.

Originally, I was leaning toward voting for Bernie Sanders because he is super progressive, and I’m down with that. However, he isn’t as into gun control as I would like. Lately, I’ve been thinking about the old saying, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.” The NRA really hates Hillary Clinton. She just outlined several gun control measures she would enact if elected. I’m into it. I think I might vote for her now. Bitch is the new black, you guys.

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*trips while getting off the soapbox*

OK, I’m sorry for the rant. Come on, baby. Take me back. Let me make it up to you. Check out this rad music box that my Aunt Pam brought back from Italy for me. It plays the “Star Wars” theme!

Want to see some cute photos that mighty, mighty good man David took at the zoo? The photos don’t have loony gun nuts in them.

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together

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

4 thoughts on “Bitches get stuff done

  1. Wow. Nice and to the point.

  2. On a more laid back note fir the kids. Check out that new children’s book on amazon called Pbodys Adventures. Nice read. Take it easy out here Ms. Lady.

  3. Don’t apologize for your rant. I enjoyed it.

  4. Pingback: It’s the great pumpkin, Calvin | The Sonia Show

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