Yeah, so, I got a new Macbook Air, and I’m so in love with it.
I haven’t had a Mac since the very early 2000s. In fact, I started this blog back in 2003 on an iMac that looked like this.
After that iMac went bye-bye, I had a series of Dell laptops that were fine. They got the job done, but they were kinda disposable. A few years ago, I bought a Dell laptop that was just such a lemon. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn’t. It was a really frustrating piece of crap.
I finally decided to break down and get myself a nice computer. I made my final payment on my hospital bills from last year’s mastectomy. It turns out health care is kinda expensive. Did you guys know that? Anyway, I concluded that I earned a nice new computer, dammit! I deserve to be able to blog, podcast and make stupid memes with ease. Fuck that stupid Dell computer, so I dropped the big bucks on a Macbook Air.
I’m not sorry. It’s rad. I have an iPhone, and now everything is all connected and synced and — oh la la — I’m so fancy now.
So, what am I going to do with my old computer? Here’s a hint.