Yeah, so, one of my oldest friends is the director of the “Sharknado” movies.
Anthony thought it would be funny to name a character after me in last year’s “Sharknado 3.” That character was played by Ann Coulter.
Seriously. She’s the worst.
This year, he named another character after me. The character is the mayor of Chicago played by – wait for it – Stacey Dash.
My “friend” is trolling me so hard. I forgive him, though, because I think he’s kinda awesome. And yeah, it’s pretty funny to name characters played by conservative nut jobs after your most liberal friend. Also, because one of his movies gifted the world with this amazing gif.