Yeah, so, my mighty, mighty good boy Calvin is 5 today.
Five years ago today, I was evicting this kid from my uterus. And now he’s old enough repeat my profanity and negotiate for chocolate milk. He really is THE BEST. He loves to laugh and play. He’s got the warmest smile and gives the best hugs.
He’s not a baby anymore. He’s not even a toddler. He is a little boy. *sobs*
Happy, happy birthday, Calvin. You are the best thing that ever happened to me, and I’m so lucky to be your mom. You are the sweetest and happiest boy, and I couldn’t be more proud of you.