Yeah, so, I had a dream the other night … Hey, where are you going? I get it. Dream talk is boring. Come on. It’s a short story.
Anyway, in the dream, my mighty, mighty good man David said I was stupid, and he was going to divorce me.
“You fooled me for a while, but you are really stupid. I will be letting the zoo know that we are divorcing,” he said.
So, just to be clear, in my dream, it was David’s top priority to let the zoo know that our family membership status would be changing.
I told him about my dream the next morning.
“Well, you don’t want to mess with the zoo people,” he replied.
And now, whenever we have a disagreement David says, “Oh that’s it. I’m calling the zoo.”
