Yeah, so, my mighty, mighty good boys and I were back to school shopping at Target, because TARGET!
While at the register I see Calvin bend down and pick something up off the ground.
“Mommy, look,” he said.
“Ewww, don’t pick up things off the ground,” I said, slapping whatever it was out of his hand.
“Wait, what? Was that your tooth?” I replied.
He flashed me a bloody grin.
“GAH! I’m such a crap mom,” I repeated as David and I were on all fours looking for Calvin’s missing tooth. We finally found it, and the surrounding parents gave us “the nod” and a hearty “Congrats” and “Good job.”
I felt so terrible about just knocking his tooth out of his hand without even taking a look at what it was. But, I don’t think there are any hard feelings, because I bought our fan of fans an oscillating fan while we were there.