The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Ben Roethlisberger should go on ‘Dancing with the Stars’

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Yeah, so, I read yesterday that ABC has approached that nitwit Christine O’Donnell to be on “Dancing with the Stars.” Now I don’t watch that show, so I don’t give a crap who is on it, but I shudder to think of that woman getting any kind of public platform for her special brand of crazy.

Hey ABC, if you are going to put that nutjob on the show then why not go full retard and put Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger on the show? You could change the name to “Rapin’ with the Stars.” And if you are lucky, maybe he will rape one of the dancers. Imagine the publicity! You’re welcome for the idea, ABC.

I explore this stupid idea and others in this week’s Dork Side.

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

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