Yeah, so, I read yesterday that ABC has approached that nitwit Christine O’Donnell to be on “Dancing with the Stars.” Now I don’t watch that show, so I don’t give a crap who is on it, but I shudder to think of that woman getting any kind of public platform for her special brand of crazy.
Hey ABC, if you are going to put that nutjob on the show then why not go full retard and put Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger on the show? You could change the name to “Rapin’ with the Stars.” And if you are lucky, maybe he will rape one of the dancers. Imagine the publicity! You’re welcome for the idea, ABC.
I explore this stupid idea and others in this week’s Dork Side.